Greetings, intergalactic tourists and travelers, let us welcome you to the finest in inter-universal and time traveling facilities. Our city-sized structures provide the greatest in comfort and excitement.
Time travel enthusiasts, would you like to visit the beginnings of your solar system as it formed from the gaseous and elemental remains of the previous celestial formations? Would you like to witness the birth of your sun? Would you like to travel forward and learn the eventual fate of your home planet as it falls victim to war-hungry megalomaniacs or as your sun finally experiences supernova and lays waste to your solar system? Well, we can provide it for you.
For those deep space travelers who would rather visit the furthest known and distant civilizations, then you can do so. Visit the distant ice systems or the most dangerous of ethereal planets. Examine life on the deepest oceans on the most massive of planets, and the densely packed life forms living in the cold of space.
For the last 417 years, standard Earth time, we have maintained the upmost in quality in atmospheric and technologically pleasant environments for our customers. It is our commitment to provide the finest in inter-universal and time traveling adventure. We strive to better our methods for your benefit and comfort.
A special note:
For those of our customers who have spotted members of our workforce as they perform their work, our bio-humanoids work constantly to maintain and upgrade our facilities. They are not alive. Do not be alarmed, as our maintenance teams ensure proper function of our complex city-size vessels.
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