Everyone knows what a black velvet painting is. You've seen some about dogs playing cards, exotic long-tailed birds, famous musicians in tacky karate poses and even some with politicians as nautical commanders weathering the storm. My question is: Have you ever seen one with monsters? Yes, it's Monsters on Black Velvet.
Just in time for the creepy season, Monsters on Black Velvet immortalizes a select collection of midnight creeping critters. Everyone knows about the standard werewolves, zombies, vampires and the like, but what about a piece of art that portrays ghostly knights, goblins, witches, evil dogs and other basic beasts taking a break over a few hands of poker?
Wouldn't you just love to cover your walls with fabulous black velvet masterpieces? Whether they are about monsters, chickens, smiling celebrities, dogs and cats with big droopy eyes or comedians from the 70s, these masterworks are making a comeback and you can jump on board!
So get yours today! It's kitsch-tastic!
Just one last thing: We don't like clowns on black velvet, you don't like clowns on black velvet, nobody likes clowns on black velvet. So don't expect to see any here. Why, they're just too creepy.
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